A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.

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“Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.” - Tina Fey (May 18, 1970)

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What Turning Forty Means to Me: I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do. (Bossypants, 2011)

Happy 43rd Birthday Elizabeth Stamatina Fey

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oh my God some kid from my old high school just took a cardboard cutout of Jennifer Lawrence to prom i’m dying

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The homosexual in his natural habitat

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princesscatdaddy:

10 years ago on this day (5/18/03–5/18/13), Beyoncé released her debut single, “Crazy in Love,” featuring Jay-Z. The single spent 8 consecutive weeks as a #1 single (making it her first hit in her solo career), spent a month straight as the most downloaded song in the US, and has spent 27 weeks in the Hot 100 (15 of them being in the top 10). Today, the single has sold over 8 million copies all around the world, making it one of the best-selling singles worldwide. 

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